Dear Jason,
I don't really know how to tell you this,but our affair is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants under the bus and I saw you Drive over The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your sucide note as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and Im off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Go drown yourself,
Athena
okay now that didn't help with my mood at all. that was

ed up and depressing. oh well..
Heres how you do it.
Dear (the last person you talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - Im joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad while you were eating kraft dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey The Catholic Priest
Brown The Montreal Canadians goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink Your My Little Pony collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed That were related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your last name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your middle name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet a**
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard
I/J Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Havent showered in a month
Y/Z am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink Im off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda I will haunt you when Im reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer Thanks for the Cocaine
Other you should really stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China You make me sick
Germany Please dont hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt Kiss my a**
England - Go drown yourself
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Ok..... FUCK IT! I don't really need a signature now do I??
--
Ok..... FUCK IT! I don't really need a signature now do I??
And boom goes the dynamite!
Off goes the little red horsey down the stream of woes. once it hits end of it's journey, it will then know what everyone knows.
Crab apples are the thing of the past with new Squid Bananas!
Is it scary to know that while I was at your house I picked up an ant and got a boner?
Charlie Brown was a clown who had a frown and went to town while he was down and saw a noun and then he drown.
Shazbot is the name of a pixie fairy wand whose name shall not be disclosed unless you wish to fear the almighty power of the philistine queer.
--
Don't mock me, I just saved the Earth in 57 different video games, you should be bowing down and kissing my FEET!!!
Don't make me fuck that Nickel! Don't think I will? Try me punk, TRY ME!!!
December 21, 2012 Are you ready?
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Ok..... FUCK IT! I don't really need a signature now do I??
--
Don't mock me, I just saved the Earth in 57 different video games, you should be bowing down and kissing my FEET!!!
Don't make me fuck that Nickel! Don't think I will? Try me punk, TRY ME!!!
December 21, 2012 Are you ready?
--
....And all the boys in the straight-edge scene
are in the basement huffing gasoline
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Yer god is dead to me!
________________________
You never were much fun to me
You stab & tell me not to bleed
You evict the youth right out of me
The people on YouTube weren't as amused with it as much as the people on DA. Oh well, when you've got a stick up your ass I would be angry too.
--
Don't mock me, I just saved the Earth in 57 different video games, you should be bowing down and kissing my FEET!!!
Don't make me fuck that Nickel! Don't think I will? Try me punk, TRY ME!!!
December 21, 2012 Are you ready?
--
For your convenience and my sanity:
They're = They Are, They're awesome
Their = Possessive, Their cat
There = Indicates Place, There is a mouse over there
You're = You Are, You're welcome
It's = It Is
Its = Possessive
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Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
not you
-
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
but you,
Wouldn't take no
for an answer,
you F♪♪♪ing B♪♪♪h.
-MSI~Never Wanted To Dance
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"All the problems make me wanna' go-
Like a bad girl straight to video;
Little darling welcome to the show,
You're a failure played in stereo..."
~MSI
Thanks for the faves! I don't come on here often, but thanks all the same
--
Shitting hell, me ice pop's sprung a leak!
--
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
not you
-
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
but you,
Wouldn't take no
for an answer,
you F♪♪♪ing B♪♪♪h.
-MSI~Never Wanted To Dance
--
The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle. (Anais Nin)
--
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
not you
-
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
but you,
Wouldn't take no
for an answer,
you F♪♪♪ing B♪♪♪h.
-MSI~Never Wanted To Dance
And I'm really glad you like MSI so much! If you've not had the chance, you need to see the video for "Never Wanted to Dance" (that was a favorite song of mine for quite a while; I went through a lot of phases with a lot of different songs) and their other videos. I played the one for "Straight to Video" at my birthday party, but I'm not sure if anyone paid attention to it, as well as the vid for "Never Wanted to Dance". >_<
--
"Beat me up,
Beat me down;
Mess me up beyond all recognition.
For what it's worth,
I'd do it again;
Without consequence, I will do it again..."
~MSI
--
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
--
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
not you
-
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
but you,
Wouldn't take no
for an answer,
you F♪♪♪ing B♪♪♪h.
-MSI~Never Wanted To Dance
--
-Soldiers, what do we pursue?!
-World Domination sir!
-In the name of what do we fight for?
-In the name of BADASSNESS, sir!
-Are you willing to die for this cause?!
-SIR, NO SIR. WE ARE IMMORTAL SIR!
-Now we're talking...
--
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
not you
-
Never wanted to dance
with nobody,
but you,
Wouldn't take no
for an answer,
you F♪♪♪ing B♪♪♪h.
-MSI~Never Wanted To Dance
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Please visit my LJ Community [link] if you like steampunk skypirate adventures.
--
I like 'em
Tall.
Dark.
And
...
Dead.
It's been weeks since i've seen you and the first thing to leave your lips is "god! I love you.." sometimes it might be a good thing to be missing you
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